Solutions

Last night on the news they were talking about birds crashing into windows and dying.  Apparently, this is a huge problem in Minnesota.  They showed this woman from the Audubon Society who has this upright freezer just full of birds who met their fate at the hands of window glass. 

Have y'all seen the design for the new Vikings stadium?  It's pretty much one big window (I think it's gorgeous, and would love to see a game there, but I'm afraid I won't be able to afford it), and that has the bird people upset.  Because birds are stupid (no offense, birds).  And that means birds are going to die.

They're all in a tizzy about it.  In fact, Vikings officials are meeting with the Audubon society later this week.  To talk solutions.

Me?  I have the solution.  I don't know when the last time a bird crashed into our windows was.  And do you want to know why?

I don't do windows.  It's as simple as that.  All those stadium people need to do is put smudges and fingerprints all over the stadium glass.

You're welcome, people of Minnesota.

Thank you to CityPages for the stadium images.  Isn't it lovely?